(NEXSTAR) – A New Jersey woman’s article marketing what she described as a “demonic” chihuahua for adoption has absent viral for its candor and hilarity.
Tyfanee Fortuna has been fostering a 2-year-old chihuahua named Prancer. Although his title seems light, Prancer is everything but, according to Fortuna.
“Ok, I’ve tried. I’ve tried using for the previous numerous months to article this doggy for adoption and make him sound…palatable. The dilemma is, he’s just not. There’s not a really large marketplace for neurotic, person hating, animal hating, little ones hating canines that glance like gremlins,” Fortuna wrote in a write-up which is been liked over 21,000 situations on Fb.
“But I have to think there’s an individual out there for Prancer, because I am tired and so is my family members. Each individual day we reside in the grips of the demonic Chihuahua hellscape he has developed in our home.”
Fortuna goes on to chronicle Prancer’s strange behaviors, such as “hating” men and other pets.
But there is a sweet facet to Prancer, way too, Fortuna reported.
“He is faithful beyond belief, while to convey to you a top secret his sophisticated is genuinely just a facade for his dread,” she wrote. “If a person attempted to eliminate you I can ensure he would run away screeching. But as significantly as companionship, you will in no way be by yourself once again.”
Prancer can be adopted as a result of the 2nd Possibility Pet Adoption League. The pet is at present located in New Jersey, but accessible in the “general tri point out spot,” Fortuna reported.
If you’re fascinated in “your have haunted Victorian boy or girl in the overall body of a tiny dog” (in Fortuna’s terms), you can email [email protected]
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