A troubled Chihuahua in want of a property is profitable the hearts of people throughout the net just after a hilarious, and brutally honest, submit composed by the female fostering him went viral.
“OK, I’ve tried out,” begins a lengthy Facebook submit by Tyfanee Fortuna, who is fostering Prancer for 2nd Opportunity Pet Adoption League in New Jersey. “I’ve tried out for the final many months to publish this dog for adoption and make him sound…palatable. The problem is, he’s just not. There is not a very significant market for neurotic, person hating, animal hating, small children hating pet dogs that glance like gremlins.”
Prancer, she wrote, embodies the “Chihuahua meme” that describes the puppies as “50% dislike and 50% tremble.”
“Every working day we reside in the grips of the demonic Chihuahua hellscape he has developed in our home,” the put up states.
It’s not Prancer’s fault that he is how he is.
“Prancer arrived to me overweight, putting on a cashmere sweater, with a bacon egg n cheese stuffed in his crate with him,” the write-up states, heading on to describe that his previous operator was a woman who “treated him like a human and under no circumstances socialized him.”
Weak Prancer expended his first number of times in his foster property fearful and silent, but in the end that gave way to a various form of individuality.
“I was thrilled to see him occur out of his shell and become a serious pet dog,” Fortuna wrote. I am confident at this level he is not a authentic dog, but much more like a vessel for a traumatized Victorian boy or girl that now haunts our household.”
That claimed, Prancer does have some fantastic features. He is “loyal outside of belief,” housebroken, is aware some commands and loves to be with the individual he’s bonded with ― however that man or woman will have to be a lady or girls. (The article warns, “If you have a husband really don’t hassle applying, unless of course you dislike him.”)
She concluded by imploring people who have “always wished your personal haunted Victorian child in the body of a modest doggy that hates adult males and children” to electronic mail the rescue.
Fortuna’s Pulitzer-deserving writeup has sparked a large amount of interest in Prancer.
“We are acquiring a lot of inquires from all more than the state but targeted on locating him the actual right condition to established him up for success,” a Next Possibility Pet Adoption League representative named Stephanie explained to HuffPost in an e mail.
Only adopters who reside within just a couple of hrs of New Jersey will be considered for the reason that “we need to have the adopter to be in a position to meet him in human being, it’s possible a couple of periods to bond with him and make guaranteed we are equipped to enable help his adjustment.”
Stephanie echoed the superior and additional challenging factors of Prancer’s character described in the article.
“One on a single with his selected ladies he’s an amazing companion, in the incorrect problem he’s a demon lol,” she wrote.
In the meantime, folks on Twitter are drooling about Prancer and his unique disposition.
Incidentally, yet another puppy in Fortuna’s everyday living made viral information in 2017. That canine was Rumpelstilskin, a lengthy-legged chihuahua who experienced to take drastic measures following his operator died.
“Bonus info: his proprietor was lifeless for a significant time just before any individual noticed and he did eat his human to remain alive. +1 for staying a survivalist pupper,” Fortuna wrote on Fb at the time.
She also astutely pointed out that his “weirdly long” bow legs produced the pet “look like a fancy desk.”
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